Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.

He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!

by kendog01 May 3, 2020

instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 21, 2013

Instant taterfuckation

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.

Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Instant Loss 2koma

Refers to a 2-panel comic or sequence where a character initially expresses overconfidence only to get defeated and/or humiliated. The term originated in the manga fandom, and while it has SFW origins the term is now mainly used within hentai and yiff communities, where it is often used in a pornographic context.

Anonymous R34 Artist: "Wow I should post more instant loss 2koma. The one with Goku and Spongebob really popped off!"

by MyPseudonymIsReallyCoolAndStuf March 1, 2024

Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016

instant motion films

He REALLY likes superman.

instant motion films has a problem.

by john doe (aka Jackson) January 9, 2021

Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.

Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"

by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020