Herstatt

If your last name is Herstatt you are a fat ass, dumb ass, biscuit obsessed ass, stank ass, can't sing ass, cheese stuffing ass, homeless ass, your only friend is a cat head ass, living in your mother's basement ass, earthquake forming head ass, your husband left your ass head ass, your kids put themselves up for adoption head ass, never matching what your wearing head ass bitchhhhh

Breaking news: A whole school has collapsed from a fat ass gorilla who goes bye the name Anna Herstatt and is now on her way to Red Lobster. Police say is you see the pig, hide your children, your food and your fridge.

by biscuits6969 April 3, 2019

Hurtful Hoppe

Hurtful Hoppe's go around trying their hardest to create a scally image for themselves. They will gladly go around breaking people down in every way possible to get what they want. They drop you like dirt then pick you back up just to throw you back down again because they love the power they hold over you. That's the only thing they're actually capable of loving though they will never be able to love another person the way they love themselves and will always see their own wants as serving a higher purpose than the need of others. The best thing you can do with a Hurtful Hoppe is walk away...act like they never even existed because all they'll do is keep hurting you. They can't help but hop from girl to girl back and forth because it boosts their ego to see how much they can break another person and 'get away' with it. I'd like to say they're too self-absorbed to see what they do to people but I honestly don't think they are I think they know exactly what they do & they buzz off it. Hurtful Hoppe's will NEVER change so don't fall for the lies or the crocodile tears that they so easily slip out.

A hurtful Hoppe does whatever and whoever they can and doesn't care about who gets hurt in the process- not even their own children.

by DoneGirl October 20, 2019

Hurtd

When sum really fucking hurts like a bitch.

Oh shit dawg dat shit hurtd.

by Smexy allie June 16, 2020

hurted

hurt but make it ✨hurted✨

i am very hurted

by tellmetheduckstory October 27, 2020

Hurting for a Squirting

Extremely horny

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting

by bljb1 May 12, 2021

Hurshey's Kiss

When an uncircumcised man performs anal sex, then later pulls back his foreskin before receiving oral exposing a perfectly formed little morsal in his partners face.

I hope my partner doesn't give me a hurshey's Kiss.

by Dick Fitsozwell July 14, 2021

Hurtin for a Squirtin

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.

Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022