hummingbird

Sex position when you get your woman perpendicular to you so one of her legs is wrapped around your neck and the other is wrapped around your legs. Then you rapidly thrust and flap your arms so both of you look like a hummingbird in flight. It helps if she swallows your nectar to finish the job.

Guy 1: Emily used to be a contortionist, so we did the hummingbird all night long.

Guy 2: Is that even possible?

by Henry Spivy February 24, 2009

humping the fence

Not taking a specific side of two of more arguments. The fence being the dividing line.

The reverand is furious, because The Episcopalian Church are allowing gays in mainly due to the biship himself being gay, while some church goers are humping the fence.

by [e-mail] June 18, 2006

Humming Ludacris

A phrase spoken when falling asleep or passing out during oral or vagina sex to avoid woman becoming upset. The phrase can either buy you time or will cause confusion and take the focus off of your biff.

(couple during intercourse)
Woman: Are you sleeping!?
Man: No, I'm just humming Ludacris.

by DannyHimes January 27, 2006

Humping Spree

A form of rape. Action of humping a stranger (wheather female or male) by jumping on them in the most unexpected moment (such as in the streets) and humping him/her untill you get arrested or something. It is very retarded idea to try to do it in public.

Bisexual Rapist:"HUMPING SPREE!!!!!!"
Victim:"WTF!WTF!WTF! U R GAY!"(I know. this is different for all people.)
and the victim shouts some swear words and tries to get the rapist off. Weather the victim succeeds to escape or not matters how strong or heavy the rapist is.

by MOTHERFUCKER with no cock. June 6, 2010

Dry Humping

The act of thrusting your hips in a way that represents having sex, but you are just humping the dry air.

Damn, I am so horny, I am just going to start dry humping the shit out of this open space and use my imagination.

by I wanna be fine December 7, 2010

hummingbird juice

Some liquid that is actually 150 proof alcohol of the strong type. Beware of giving it to certain irish people named pat.
Effects: Laying on concrete
Weird shuffles claiming to be dances
Comments you dont normally hear, including terrible nicks sister jokes

"I think its hummingbird juice...?"
Guiness has nothing on the hummingbird juice.

by the butch May 10, 2005

mustache humping

when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.

I cant wait to go home and get busy mustache humping !

by bill amazing packston November 16, 2010