5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

questionable nigga hours

When a nigga goin though shit but he question his mind and so he gotta have an hour to think

It's from 8am to 9am

Sad nigga: you awake for sad nigga hours last night?
Questioning nigga: nah I was awake for questionable nigga hours tho and damn I thought bout a lot

by Eric kinda exists September 24, 2017

grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017

Smart Nigga Hours

The time period between 9 and 11 PM where guys can express and show off their true, deep knowledge of the universe and everything around it, without any judgement from their friends.

Friend 1: Aye, Kev, did you know that water is actually not wet?
Friend 2: Yooo bruh, you right! This some real smart nigga hours right here bro!

by Thejeepnigga November 27, 2017

sad nigga hours

Between the hours of 1 and 4 am is when the common folk of DELCO reflect on their lives and their behaviors in a specifically sad manner. sad nigga hours is always between 1 and 4 am, no changes, no substitutions, no exceptions.
This term originated from a small group of stoners known as the Chronic Crew.

Your homie: yo its 12:45
You: only 15 more minutes till sad nigga hours

by Chronic Crew April 23, 2018

Real soup hours

When the real niggas wanna eat their mf Soup😤

Yo Jerome it’s real soup hours

by HankHill690 April 2, 2018

Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come

Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours

Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.

Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?

Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

by Anon senpai June 19, 2018