Homeless Whale

1. A species of whale that washes on shore often. They have basket like stomachs and abnormally large fins and tails.

2. Can be used as an insult basically meaning "Stupid shitface take your garbage ass shitface and get the fuck out you pickle molester"

News Reporter:Early this morning a "Homeless Whale" washed up on shore.

David your a homeless whale (Action: David walks out of the room crying like a rock is stuck in his face of shit)

by Gravy in the house! January 21, 2009

homeless soup bowl

Before ejaculating whether from anal, genital or oral sex, allow your partner to cup their hands together forming a bowl. possition youself properly so that you may ejaculate into your partners hands. Now watch them drink up your semen

she wanted me to ejaculate in her hand so i gave her a homeless soup bowl

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Homeless Hump-Free

When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.

"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."

by 300 Foreskin January 19, 2010

homeade cocaine

to dry up cum and snort that shit.

i just made some homeade cocaine you wanna try?" .... "NO

by stackattack January 8, 2011

homelette

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.

-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*

by Bum Stigity Bum March 6, 2011

dream's homemade catboy

possibly the most controversial fanfiction ever written, literally includes every trigger warning ever.

"did you read dream's homemade catboy?"
"yeah man I'm traumatised"

by froghatguy March 22, 2021

Homeless man

Having doggy stlye inercourse with a woman while inserting a small cardboard box into her anus.
OR
Having sex in a public place in which a homeless person would sleep, such as a box or a dumpster.

Mark: Hey Mike! I heard Joe gave out a homeless man behind Denny's last night!

by Chemical Taint October 14, 2006