hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson June 15, 2007

heltered

To be owned utterly with stickies or grenades from the godly being known as "Helter". (From Team Fortress 2)

"Dude, you just got totally Heltered."

by Friend of the Ginger Slayer January 19, 2008

helter skelter

One of the best rock songs ever, could be argued as the origin of heavy metal. One of the Beatle's 1000 amazing songs, showcasing their ability to transcend genre.

I'm listening to Helter Skelter for the 200th time in a row...

by Beatles Foreva May 13, 2005

heater

Noun, a cigarette, smoke, stoag, butt.

I'm gunna go rip a heater.

by birdman001 July 11, 2005

ghetto heater

Pissin in the pool while other people are swimming with you

Hey dude did you just use the ghetto heater the waters all yellow

by marc May 5, 2003

Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004

Devin Hestered

To be Owned, Dominated or Schooled. AKA being DH'ed.

Mr. Kern asked a girl out and got denied. He just got fuckin DH'ed.

You just got Devin Hestered!

by Andrew Levak May 27, 2008