hamboozle

to purposely say outlandish shit with intent to shock your co-workers; esp. the more stiff co-workers that will inevitably react to the ridiculousness you create.

I tried to convince Rachel that Zac was totally naked for the inspection, but she had that skeptical look in her eye. Apparently I can't hamboozle her like you can Kevin.

by Em.Tee.H September 2, 2010

Hamboy

Hamboy is a good thicc boi that reminds you of a sweet glazed ham.

My german shepherd is the hammiest hamboy that ever walked the planet.

by kepperofham August 9, 2018

Hammad

Someone who's eye's crinkle when laughs. Who make jokes to act like he does not care, but he does very much so. Someone with a crooked smile but one that makes make him the most adorable human you've seen. He is the quite simply the kindest sort of heart you'll meet. He will go above and beyond for his friends. He is warm, and undeniably NOT funny, super lame, and someone who brings light to everyone he meets. He is someone you'll never forget when your paths have crossed. He will be your friend till the end, someone you can't help but fall in love with. He is home.

"Hammad is such a dork"

by somewhereoutthereorhere December 18, 2022

Hammad

Hammad is an incredibly handsome individual. He is charming, with girls swarming around him, especially Daniya. He is a smoking hot person with a beautiful stride.

He is such a Hammad!

by Gunnerrrr June 2, 2019

Hammocking

The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.

by Dcoates80 June 14, 2018

Hambones

A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.

I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..

by Cakelad February 5, 2021

Hammocking

A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.

So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.

by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011