halfer

A half-ounce of herb.

Yo Dun! How much you runnin for the halfer? Coo, One!

by Remmy Red September 16, 2005

Haffle

To argue constantly for a pointless reason involving clowns and midgets.

Jason and Perry haffle about the carnival that was in town last week.

by Lindsey Fukuta January 23, 2006

Hafer

To disapprove of anything and everything even remotely related to fun, enjoyment, and laughter.

Friend: "Wanna come puddle jumping with me?!"
The Hafer: "Puddle jumping? What are you, three?"
Other Friend: "Dude, you're such a Hafer. Stop Hafering."

by The Hafer October 25, 2012

Halfer

Half gram of a drug, most typical cocaine

yo, want a halfer

by johnnyhalfer November 29, 2012

eye haff to laff

eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)

meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang

someone : bts is bad
me :eye haff to laff

by @ag.vstd on ig 😔🤟 January 17, 2019

heffer

1. A huge fat chick.
2. Jessica. also see jelly rolls, obese, fatso, big mama, etc. etc.

DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN JESSICA, SHES A FREAKIN HEFFER!!!!

by Miss RUDE as Hell September 21, 2005

heffer111

Species Loseritus dweebetortus.

You can discover heffer111 in the darkest depths of the Vestibule.

by Hiphopotamus July 6, 2003