Posh hobo

In a word, Heather Wood. A wandering nomad that proves, not all those that wander are lost. The posh hobo decides to go somewhere, she just picks up and goes. She is a wanderer, a hobo. That said, she has style, full sized suitcases and enough pairs of shoes for everyday away, plus a few extras, just in case.

Heather packed for that trip like a posh hobo.

by The Posh Hobo May 19, 2018

hobo fire

Open fire mostly in empty barrels surrounded by hoboes.

Two Hoboes are getting warmth from a hobo fire

by sinqaiD July 30, 2016

Ride Hobo

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.

Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something

by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010

Hobo Boilermaker

A shot of the finest available liquor dropped into the cheapest available beer.

"Barkeep! A hobo boilermaker, if you please: Jonnie Walker Blue dropped into Natty Light!"

by kalyarn November 5, 2009

Hobo Slurpee

n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).

"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."

by Doctor Carina November 22, 2011

hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.

1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!

by alliecat:) February 23, 2011

Hobo-Caveman

Someone that lives in the 21century like a hobo in the prehistoric times

Sat why you eating chicken of the floor! You are such a hobo-caveman

by Spacechicken89 February 14, 2019