empress hoobastank

A woman who regularly chews Koolerz gum like the band members of Hoobastank. She is an empress because she shares magnanamously.

"Empress Hoobastank may I please rifle through your belongings for some of your righteously magnanamous gum?"

by Linda Thurmes August 2, 2004

hoobastank

someone who is so smart and have depth that their ideas and emotions will continue for infinity hence the infinity sign in hoobastank's name.
Even if you think they stank. But you just dont understand their depth.

you know that dude you all made fun of back in the day? ya well now he's a genius. if only you would have appreciated the hoobastank maybe he could have tutored you. now he's a sucessful inventor.

by sarah April 18, 2004

hobart

noun. 1 a way of life. the best way of life. 2 a handshake that makes the handshakers look like an idiot. 3 a life long friend

hey, hobart! let's go hobart it up with a hobart handshake!

by B-Hobart March 3, 2008

hoobahabba

And all-purpose filler word, often taken to mean "bullshit."

That's a bunch of hoobahabba.

by bumbum March 7, 2003

hobag

An ugly ginger with no eyebrows who says her name is zoe when it really isn't. The typical hobag may steal a boyfriend, make out with a guy that used to be a girl, or have sex with about 7 guys at a time.

Oh my god, that girl is all over Bob, Ralph, Joe, and Matt. Talk about a hobag.

by potatopancakes. December 27, 2010

hoobadawatnow

a word that means something like who what where when why? i hav noo idea wat ur on about explain plz

dude: oh did u hear about carrie and tom hookin up?
other dude: hoobadawatnow ?!?!?!

by caitie April 13, 2005

Hobagaboobs

"Whole Bag of Boobs" OR "Ho-bag with Boobs". Time, place, and level of inebriation dictates witch definition is describing the female in question.

ME: "Honey, Brandon is coming over for dinner tonight"

WIFE: "Is he bringing anyone with him?"

ME: "Yes, he's bringing Hobagaboobs"

WIFE: "Wait, does this one have a whole bag of boobs or is she a Ho-bag with boobs?"

ME: "Yes"

by invisableclowniswatchingyou January 30, 2010