long hair

Something happens when a cute long haired women walks into a room.
by j August 12, 2004
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hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
by PyroLogiK January 06, 2008
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mall hair

A type of hair style for teenage girls popular in the late 1980's and early 1990's. The hair style is characterized by lots of Aqua net hair spray and is sometimes crimped. The bangs are sprayed and then blown with a blow dryer as to stand up on end. Some of the famous people who doned "mall hair" are Tina Yothers, Tiffany, Julia Roberts, Shannen Dougherty, Charlotte Ross, Marissa Tomei and the rock group The Bangles. Most of the popular teen actresses of that era had mall hair at one time or another. Mall hair was very cool to have during that period of time for teenagers, but anyone who kept that style after the fad or when they reached their twenties were looked upon as being very uncool.
That woman would be very attractive is she just got rid of that mall hair.
by Joe Kritchell May 09, 2008
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heavy hair

When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.
Ugh. When I got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.
by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010
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Elvis hair

Elvis Presley's famous hairstyle which is considered to be the greatest hairstyle in history of rock and roll.
Brad: "Derek is rocking that Elvis hair"
Jacob: "He sure is!"
by I smell yummy food May 15, 2016
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hassel hair

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary
by superbowl hater February 08, 2010
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hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.
"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
by Glittercup May 06, 2015
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