turkey gobble

While bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner's package - thus creating the turkey gobble.

When Ben mooned Betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.

by DocP May 15, 2006

Gobble Gooper

when you get head on thanksgiving

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.

by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009

Gobbage

a grotesque amount of chin fat.

"That bitch is so fat she has gobbage, ewww"

by Rapetasm March 22, 2009

gobble my webbles

A phrase popularized by the rapper Tech N9ne to essentially say, "suck on my balls".

"Gobble my webbles for a good time."

by BusyBee June 23, 2009

Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 30, 2003

gobble and cheese

to give a blowjob, then suddenly discover that the flavour and texture reminds you of cheese

damn! that blowjob was disgusting it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster August 15, 2006