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A guitar ninja (ギター忍者; gitaa ninja) is a ninja who has learned the art of playing the electric guitar under the guidance of the legendary ninja, Ongakumaru (音楽丸). It focuses on the art of being able to play the guitar without being seen. Guitar ninja are known for their propensity to save the world and supply background music to those with Real Ultimate Power.
The ranking structure of the guitar ninja goes as follows, in ascending order: white belt (白段位), green belt (緑段位), pink belt (ピンク段位), shred belt (寸断段位), awesome belt (大寒段位), epic belt (叙事詩段位), and finally, rock god belt (ロックの神段位). Rock god belts are believed to know everything there is to know about the arts of the guitar ninja — Ongakumaru himself is a rock god belt, and is said to be so proficient at the art that nobody in the world has ever seen him play.
Rammstein's Richard Z. Kruspe, the only confirmed guitar ninja.Currently, the only confirmed guitar ninja is Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein of Rammstein. However, he is only a whitebelt because he is, in fact, confirmed as a guitar ninja. However, his status as a guitar ninja has come under fire recently, as he has not actually performed any guitar ninja techniques other than playing really, really loudly.
A guitar ninja (ギター忍者; gitaa ninja) is a ninja who has learned the art of playing the electric guitar under the guidance of the legendary ninja, Ongakumaru (音楽丸). It focuses on the art of being able to play the guitar without being seen. Guitar ninja are known for their propensity to save the world and supply background music to those with Real Ultimate Power.
The ranking structure of the guitar ninja goes as follows, in ascending order: white belt (白段位), green belt (緑段位), pink belt (ピンク段位), shred belt (寸断段位), awesome belt (大寒段位), epic belt (叙事詩段位), and finally, rock god belt (ロックの神段位). Rock god belts are believed to know everything there is to know about the arts of the guitar ninja — Ongakumaru himself is a rock god belt, and is said to be so proficient at the art that nobody in the world has ever seen him play.
Rammstein's Richard Z. Kruspe, the only confirmed guitar ninja.Currently, the only confirmed guitar ninja is Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein of Rammstein. However, he is only a whitebelt because he is, in fact, confirmed as a guitar ninja. However, his status as a guitar ninja has come under fire recently, as he has not actually performed any guitar ninja techniques other than playing really, really loudly.
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"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23
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for left handed girls, use right hand to rub/tickle right nipple and left to arouse clitoris for pleasure. Can be performed lying down with eyes closed or open. Imagine you are playing a real guitar, feeling the music as you reach climax. Playing a great tune in the back ground or any song (Jimi Hendrix recommended). This looks like you are playing an Air Guitar
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.
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Ahkmed didn't want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like Ryan Seacrest about to watch yentil.
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