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grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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Greasyturd

A pro Horde Paladin on the US Stormscale server- World of Warcraft
SPAM THE MOTHER FUCKER WITH HEALS GREASYTURD!
by 8=D---O-: March 18, 2009
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greasy spoon

A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
by jola January 23, 2005
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eminence grease

An older man respected for his expertise on the youth culture
of the 1950s and early 1960s.

From the French, eminence grise, or "gray eminence, an
influential advisor or mentor.
For younger folks, Dick Clark is something of an eminence grease, given his encyclopedic knowledge of classic 1950s rock n' roll.
by I.M.Salmon May 1, 2010
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grease monkey

by J. Michael Reiter June 30, 2003
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grease trucks

One of these sandwhiches will take a year off your life.
After Jim ate the 'fat bastard' he went into cardiac arrest.
by Eve March 27, 2005
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GREASER

an insiders definition of a Greaser:

having an affinity for a point in time and history where:

*cars were built to last

*street gangs werent about drugs guns and murder but friendship and a good time

*it was safe to walk down the street late at night

*family was the most important thing in everyones life

*people actually cared about others

*music told a story and wasnt meaningless jabber about drugs, money, cars, B**ches, hoes, and other material posession of the sort.

(a subconscious protest against present day mainstream america meant to insipire nostalgia and remind the world of a better place and time)

greasers are usually characterized by their cuffed blue jeans, pompdours, flanel or white shirts, switchblades, dr martins, chuck taylors, pre 65 cars, and fondness for rockabilly music and other related styles of music.
the people in the movie deuces wild.

look at what Dave is wearing, he is such a greaser.
by Capo Di Tutti Capi July 12, 2006
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