Grinsted

A man by this surname is usually defined as classicly handsome or known for a rather medieval looking face. Hair days are often either ridiculously good or bad and is well known for a strong chest. The name Grinsted originates from the term 'Smiling horse' so dont be shocked if your Grinsted is a bit long faced. Usually very intelligent creatures with both technical objects and in common sense. They tend to collect Quiche and Beer on regular occasions and cannot dance. Their rooms are empty and clean, Grinsted's have a good gene for designing and creating. Often found enjoying sport and support Tottenham Hotspur FC (A North London soccer Team) and like nothing more than a good cycle ride to keep their spirits high!

Gran: You're a classicly handsome young man ;)

Grinsted: Thank you

Gran: You have very medieval features ;)

Grinsted: Cheers... could someone hand me some quiche?

by Pablo II December 6, 2011

Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.

Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?

by MadisongG January 20, 2017

Get gains not girls

"Get gains not girls" was a termed coined by Dom.DC in late 2017, since then it has become a popularized term used by fellow Wakeley native Rueben O, whom uses it as a means to what the young kids refer to as "lowkey" "flex" and showoff their somewhat and sometimes minimal to decent to satisfactory gains instead of sending a picture without the term and causing uproar and controversy in the case of their being no gains made. However, due to the history and humour behind the term, although it may be quite overused sometimes by the fellow Wakeley native, it still provides a slight amount of laughter among 'the boys'. Although most of the times your brethren could likely do without it, and just see a picture of you flexing without using it as a means of being "lowkey". Phrase: 'Gets gains not girls'. Coined: Late 2017, Dominic.DC, Mostly used by: Rueben.O

Bro girls ain't shit. Get gains not girls.

Ey cuz, get gains not girls.

by D_Won1 January 12, 2018

sippin da grain

drinking beer, usually intentionally to get intoxicated..

"ya man, i love sippin da grain! les get wasted friday!"

by collin ae November 6, 2007

gransexual

An elderly person who is attractive.

Stephen Gunderson is a gransexual

by pudge258 May 7, 2010

Summer Gains

For weightlifters, powerlifters, and bodybuilders still in school, these are the gains made during summer vacation. Proper rest, unlimited access to food, and increased training capacity causes gains to skyrocket.

Lifter 1: Man, my body is wrecked. 6 hours of sleep, piles of homework, its killing my gains.
Lifter 2: I hear ya. I haven't pr'd in over a month. How long til summer?
Lifter 1: 1 month
Lifter 2: Thank fuck. Can't wait for them summer gains!

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

grainus

Quite possibly the most high fiber fictional grain breakfast cereal ever. Also quite possible the most repugnantly named fictional grain breakfast cereal ever.

B-Hole Bradley: "I got explosions from within the anus!"

Alejandro: "You must have been chowing on Grainus."

by Big P-Myth February 16, 2005