google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.

You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.

by Chris Weidner January 5, 2007

Googleologist

One who is proficient at the use of Google to search for things, and who's usually extremely fast at it.

Person 1:"Hey, did you hear about that new game?"
Person 2:"Yeah, here's the screenshots link"
Person 1:"Holy crap dude, i've been looking for these all over...you're a beast of a googleologist!"

by Swayz0r5000 April 16, 2007

googlebanger

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

googlical proportions

when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

When the Dean’s wife was caught in the act with an undergraduate, they tried to keep it under wraps – but word got out, and the story soon reached googlical proportions.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2011

googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google

Wow, that guy is full of googliness!

by eejit101 November 5, 2013

google

(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.

“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”

by goose_on_a_roof March 29, 2022

Googler's Remorse

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.

"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."

by P Banger October 1, 2009