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Field Hockey Goalie
Probably one of the most important players on a field hockey team- you can't win without a good goalie.
Only the toughest and strongest girls can be good field hockey goalies. They are brave enough to let girls drive balls at over 90mph straight at them. Most people think that goalies are just one big wall of padding, but some pads have gaps in coverage that can result in extremely painful injuries if hit. Imagine getting hit with a ball going over 90mph, straight in your thigh or hip- that's what it's like to be a goalie. Balls often pop up, so goalies need to deal with shots to the arms, hips, and thighs.
Goalies have to be quick and agile, even in bulky pads. Not only is it a physical game for goalies, but it's mental, too. Goalies have to be able to bounce back quickly if (god forbid) a goal is scored on them. If an offender, middie or defender misses the ball, there's always a chance to reclaim possession. If a goalie misses a ball or misjudges her timing, then the other team scores. Offenders, mids, or defenders take heat for not winning the game, but the goalies take heat for loosing the game. Goalies have a hard job because if the defenders aren't doing what they're supposed to do, or are playing like crap, then the goalie has no hope, and will still be blamed for the loss.
Goalies are tough, courageous, determined, and extremely skilled players in one of the most aggressive sports out there. There's no one else like them.
Only the toughest and strongest girls can be good field hockey goalies. They are brave enough to let girls drive balls at over 90mph straight at them. Most people think that goalies are just one big wall of padding, but some pads have gaps in coverage that can result in extremely painful injuries if hit. Imagine getting hit with a ball going over 90mph, straight in your thigh or hip- that's what it's like to be a goalie. Balls often pop up, so goalies need to deal with shots to the arms, hips, and thighs.
Goalies have to be quick and agile, even in bulky pads. Not only is it a physical game for goalies, but it's mental, too. Goalies have to be able to bounce back quickly if (god forbid) a goal is scored on them. If an offender, middie or defender misses the ball, there's always a chance to reclaim possession. If a goalie misses a ball or misjudges her timing, then the other team scores. Offenders, mids, or defenders take heat for not winning the game, but the goalies take heat for loosing the game. Goalies have a hard job because if the defenders aren't doing what they're supposed to do, or are playing like crap, then the goalie has no hope, and will still be blamed for the loss.
Goalies are tough, courageous, determined, and extremely skilled players in one of the most aggressive sports out there. There's no one else like them.
Field Hockey Goalie: (gets slammed with a drive straight to her hip, and doesn't even break her stride as she clears the ball out of the circle)
Field Hockey Goalie by Cimorene96 October 7, 2010
360 goatscope
Licking something in mid air while doing a 360. Coined by twitch streamer Giantwaffle while playing the pc game "goat simulator".
360 goatscope by $wag Daddy D May 12, 2014
Goal Line Stand
When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.
Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?
Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.
Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?
Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.
Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
Goal Line Stand by Adam Ohman August 2, 2007
Ze Goats
When a group of males, preferably African, masturbate to a goat. This group will form a circle with the goat in the middle. Once the last male ejaculates, the Ze Goatsing ceremony will be over.