Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020

Girthy

Girthy means fat.

Oh my God, your cock is so girthy, I don't think it will fit.

by sfvmorganonline May 5, 2020

girthworthy

Someone who has a big thick penis.

‘That guy is a real girthworthy’

‘Did you see that bulge in Girthworthy’s pants!?’

by Girthworthy December 7, 2020

glithc

nats typo

probably a glithc ;/ -nat
yeah it may be a glithc -shelby

by a roblox player February 18, 2021

Girthquake

A rare incident when a male violently ejaculates while uncontrollably shitting. The combination creates a ground-shaking event.

The Peeping Tom caused mayhem for the building managers because he would regularly Girthquake during meal delivery.

by Deeeeznutz March 17, 2021

Girthquake

Girthquake is made up of TimTheTatman, CourageJD, and basicallyidowrk. They started as a Fortnite trio and use the name because they are all overweight.

you better watch out Girthquake is coming.

by itsashley June 6, 2021

girth

How long something is in circumference, especially your penis. 4.5-5.0 inches is the average penile girth, which a woman should feel.

I had a good time pounding my gf last night with thick 4.5 inch girth penis.

by shortstring June 20, 2021