Geezer

A strong able man capable of destroying anybody. A man who belongs to a group or a firm of which carries out regular attacks on others. The geezer in their home would normally wear stone island clothing covered by a north face jacket. The geezer would have to have a job involving a trade for example a brick layer or a painter and decorator. The geezer will never use public transport unless going out for a raw piss up or a family gathering at christmas. The geezer would have to have a skin head that is cut by there wife. A geezer is not just a dude or a man it is a strong decent member of the species who drinks many many pints of beer. The geezer would discover regular cuts and bruises of which they dont know where they came from. The geezer would never cry.

Geezer one: You alrite mate, pub yeh
Geezer two: What you think you lunatic.
Geezer one: Wait i just got to put some clean pants on, i have had these on for the past week.

by Nathan Pacey November 2, 2008

geezerbird

A beer-swilling girl who doesn't have the class to realise she is outdoing the guys and its not attractive.

"That geezerbird knows more football songs than my old man, scary!"

by Bísclâitier August 23, 2006

geezer fashion

someone who wears what would typically be seen as 'geezer' (in the British sense of the word) clothes, i.e. parka coat, drainpipe jeans, fred perry t-shirt, white trainers etc

'oi man what has happened to teddy, he's gone well geezer fashion recently'
'yeah i know, its coz he's a prick'

by da-lix February 9, 2006

Geezer rock

Old school rock. Same as Fogie rock. Rock of the 60's and 70's.

"My Mom and Dad went to see Jackson Browne last night, you know, That geezer rock"

by Summer O' Flannigan March 29, 2009

geezerectomy

When grampa takes a permanent bacon nap and grandma heads to the casino.

"Hey Myrtle, I finally got my geezerectomy. Let's go play high stakes bingo!"

by paludism August 22, 2011

Geezer

An elderly gentleman having the qualities of wisdom, loyalty, chivalry, humility, and gratitude for just making it another day in this world.

Many geezers gathered to celebrate the passing of their dear friend, swapping stories of their exploits during the war and fondly recalling with perfect clarity tiny moments of camaraderie: the stick of gum shared three ways during shelling, the corny joke meant to salve the pain of a "Dear John" letter.

by Irishgent February 4, 2018

Geeze

A way of referring to a friend or acquaintance.

Jeff - Alright geeze?
Ed - Yes fine thanks.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004