geezer

Extremely old man who is frail, drives slowly, annoys the hell out of you, complains about kids being too loud, slurs and talks about the good old days when you could get a pint of beer for a shilling!

Look at that old geezer! i wish he would die!

by Ryan Guthrie June 18, 2003

b-geezies

Shortened term for bubble guts, referring to when your stomach becomes upset because of certain food that aggravates your stomach acid to the point where a volatile situation may occur. Uncomfortable feeling in the pit of your stomach.

Man I got the b-geezies.

by Jed Jackson December 25, 2008

Geezil

One thousand dollars. G = 1000.

"i went to vegas and watched my bro lose a couple of GEEZIL's at the craps table.

by Bombero August 24, 2007

geezer

(gē • zûr) n. Slang. An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric.

That old geezerbroke his hip!

by Nighthawk7 December 9, 2009

geeze

Another word for Jesus.

geeze this is so stupid!!

by System Ofa Down May 8, 2004

Geeze Disease

A condition brought on by a heavy session of using cocaine and alcohol. Symptoms include a runny nose, dehydration and an inability to think clearly.

Terry: Hey Pete have you seen the state of Luke?
Pete: Yep he's got Geeze Disease he's been on it for 36hrs straight!

by petechez1 April 20, 2018

Geezus

-a reaction is disbelief
-a borderline offensive exclamation
-a modern sarcastic cartoon-ism/ meme of "Jesus".

points to unbelievable senrio and yells "GEEZUS" in disbelief or amazement

by Mizz Salty March 17, 2018