by Garetholomew Meowster January 10, 2023
Get the Garrettmug. 
Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.
Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.
I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.
I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 23, 2021
Get the Garrettmug. A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020
Get the Garrettmug. Garrett Ryan McGall is definitely a blessing. With so much to offer, he brings great joy, laughter, but most of all he brings genuine love. If lucky enough to have a Garrett Ryan McGall in your life, you will feel as if you're the only girl in the world. He offers a lifetime of love, loyalty, security, and keeps you safe. Without him, life would really be unbearable. He has entered my life and embedded himself deep inside my heart. He brings out the best in his special lady's life, and without him, she's incomplete. Handsome and smart, he's a force to be reckoned with. May you be as blessed as Carmen.and have the opportunity of a lifetime beside a Garrett Ryan McGall of your own.
by HBIC Yaslow January 5, 2024
Get the Garrett Ryan McGallmug. by M Buto June 13, 2022
Get the Garrettmug.