The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017
Get the Glenningmug. Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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A town within Riverside, it has a close-knit community with many kid functions and family outings. We, however, have been suffering from some gang activities. Inbetween Pedley and Rubidoux. Schools include Glen Avon elementary, Indian Hills elementary, (a few other elementary schools I forgot), Jurupa Middle, and Patriot High. We are a music-rich comunity, consisting of rap, hip-hop, rock, metal, and, yes, even country. We have a lot of farmland and our police force sucks a little.
1: Hey dont u live in Riverside, CA?
2: Hell no!
1: Then where? im sendin u a package.
2: Glen Avon, CA, duh!
2: Hell no!
1: Then where? im sendin u a package.
2: Glen Avon, CA, duh!
by Hard Rock Harlequinn May 10, 2012
Get the Glen Avon, CAmug. Glen is a master at basketball and pulling chicks, but he only wants one girl, but she doesn't even know he exists.
by otherwoman October 20, 2022
Get the glenmug.