Friendly Fire

The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.

Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..

by PAreal August 14, 2018

Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022

friendly gesture

Double hand and arm movement simulating male masturbation. The gesture is given from a standing position with the hand and arm movement extremely exagerating the size of the male erect penis.

I got pissed off at this lady so I gave her the friendly gesture

by John King June 11, 2006

Friendly Fire Targets

1. The few employed citizens of Canada. See: canadian

1. What the hell, eh?!?

by Pulp October 9, 2004

Friendly Frag

When a girl is jerking you off, and points your dick in your face as you finish, so you "friendly frag" yourself.

Aaron was about to cum, when his girlfriend caused him to friendly frag himself.

by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011

Friendly Gathering

A gathering requiring at least four people in a room, where two of the people must be holding a friendly conversation while one masturbates and the last person sits in a corner and watches. It must go on for at least 17 and a half minutes.

Friendly Gathering
Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: I'm fine, you?
Fap fap fap fap fap
Person 3:
Fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: Good.
Fap

by BlargaHonk April 28, 2013

friendly money

Money a friend gives you that you don't have to pay back.

Hey man, lemme get some friendly money.

You gonna pay me back?
"FRIENDLY MONEY"

by Leprechaun founder August 3, 2016