Frankencock

A cock that has been surgically fashioned from other flesh, whether from one's own body or from a donor body. To be true to the Frankenstein story, the cock would have been sourced from a dead body and have electrodes on each side to attach to an electrical source to bring it to life. However, the typical scenario is that of a patient who wishes to replace a damaged cock or who wishes to install a cock where there has been no cock.

Jasmine (soon to be Jack) is going to Mexico to get a new Frankencock attached because the procedure is much more affordable there.

by Tabitha Catherine August 11, 2016

Flanked

When someone flanks you or a team

Guy 1: Let’s go this way!
Guy 2: Oh no they flanked us!
Guy3 & 4: Ha ha we are be hind you guys!

by Name1And2 June 11, 2018

Frankeinsteining

When you smoke so much your muscles feel like they are jerking about.

"Dude, I think i need to go to the hospital, it feels like I'm seizing."
Naw dude, you're just Frankeinsteining! *LMAO*

by Enrique Nixon December 11, 2010

frankenpads

A sports piece of protective equipment, usually ice hockey should pads, that are created by combining various pieces of different pads. The goal is usually to make a very protective pad but not too bulky.

Dude I made a set of frankenpads from CCM caps. Bauer chest protection and WinWell bicep guards.

by Ser Rees McKelvey May 4, 2011

franced

A Northern English, especially Lancashire term for being horrendously drunk and in too fragile an emotional state to carry on with a night out. This comes from the good old politically correct stereotype that whether it's war, football or music, the country France gives up on everything.

"I just had 10 pints of Stella, I'm going home, I'm absolutely franced"

by Sullivanus Maximus October 24, 2011

Franed

Usually under the influence of cannabis who cooks some shit that probably has some type of disease.
Usually includes a shit ton of eggs and shit so don't fucking eat it unless you like really wanna die.

Billy: Yo yesterday a Franed so hard
Bob: Dude how?
Billy: The chicken was still fucking alive

by wowugogirl February 10, 2017

frankencunt

Any woman, whose pussy gives birth to a foul piece of human being.

Bill: Jim, all you do is bitch all day.
Jim: yeah, so fuck you too.

Bill: Jim, I never knew your mom was a frankencunt.

by ex_lax70 July 18, 2017