american football

American football is a highly intense game much like rugby but with pads. It requires an immense amount of stamina and memorization for the plays. Although many people think its a "soft" version of rugby ill tell you what. . . i'd rather get hit by a guy without pads then a guy with pads 'nuff said.

now i gotta memorize and execute 150 different plays and 5 different formations. . .fuck

by Zac Brown May 13, 2005

football hooligan

People in a *firm*

wear expensive clothes that appear to be casual and really cheap

Regularly meet other football hooligans for fights before/after a match while pissed out of their face

Hull City Psychos - the firm in hull - appear at every home and away game hoping for a fight

stretford end - location for all uniteds football hooligans

by ronniefan September 26, 2006

football player build

Similar to the bodybuilding type build except not as big and defined as well as not having veins popping out everywhere. Smooth.

That dude doesn't have the ripped and cut type body but he still has a very bulky football player build.

by randomass April 23, 2008

Australian Rules football

The most over-rated football game in the world. Skinny weak 'men' fumbling a football around for 2 hours. No skill. No courage. No toughness. No contact, It's called 'Aussie Rules' by its southern fans. Everyone else in Australia calls it 'Pussie Rules' or 'Netball with kicking'. Give it a miss.

Watched netball? Add kicking and that is what you have. 'Aussie Rules'. Netball with kicking. A girls game.

by REAL Football fan - Rugby League February 26, 2005

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

Football game

A motive for homicide.

Homicide detective- Why did you do it?
Suspect- Did you watch the football game? These fans from the other team were talking shit and...
Homicide detective- I would have done the same thing. You're all right with me man, you can go home now.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Grizzly Football

Game played with grizzly can on a table usually in a work environment. The general play involves taking 2 shots and trying to get the can as close to the opponents side of the table without knocking the can over the edge. Each shot counts as 1 point and the game is played first to 6.

He's kicking ass at grizzly football.

by benji64 January 29, 2009