The Founding Circle

The collective name for the fifty men present at the first meeting of The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet. These then went on to establish branches of the Order in their respective countries e.g. Constanzo Lombardini for Southern Italy, Cornelius von Schmidt for Sweden etc.

by Cornelius Egbert Quagmire September 22, 2003

fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."

Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.

by spidey1000 May 13, 2008

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Finding Nemo Bastard

Commie Mike. He's a communist.

You FINDING NEMO BASTARD!!!!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

The Founding Circle

The first fifty members of The Order of the Alabaster Parakeet. They are as follows:

1. Graig Ayyad
2. Alonso Clozza
3. Jacinto Barlup
4. Hyman Heckle
5. Antione Mcelmeel
6. Jewel Hodosy
7. Felton Cassase
8. Buck Durett
9. Rhett Carmello
10. Winford Cychosz
11. Elden Faltz
12. Benedict Miggo
13. Rey Bookmiller
14. Granville Galinol
15. Cordell Linburg
16. Lynwood Daurizio
17. Ike Mordini
18. Ezequiel Lasin
19. Deangelo Dziurawiec
20. Sid Mulvahill
21. Edmundo Gavles
22. Cristopher Cration
23. Douglass Maeno
24. Renaldo Blide
25. Lonny Brasket
26. Waylon Ebilane
27. Jewell Pellietier
28. Kasey Hulzing
29. Andreas Autovino
30. Rolf Melady
31. Constanzo Lombardini
32. Cornelius von Schmidt
33. Jude Perencevich
34. Waylon Marguardt
35. Shad Molinini
36. Keneth Mahrenholz
37. Garret Iamiceli
38. Santo Lazott
39. Jerrell Acerra
40. Manual Greaux
41. Max Fenster
42. Christian Dory
43. Christian Kasprzak
44. Julio Bisceglia
45. Javier Ekberg
46. Allyson Kmetz
47. Julio Turnbough
48. Selena Wimbish
49. Jessie Osegueda
50. Archduke RMM Swigberry Smythe

And so it came to pass, that these 50 men would become the founding fathers of this most sacred Order.

by Tybalt de Santo September 8, 2004

Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009

Folding under pressure

Something Team Retribution likes to do this a lot, especially around Panda

folding under pressure just like team retribution

by Panda on top December 23, 2020