flowerpotting

The act of shoving two or more fingers up one's own anus for pleasure.

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about that guy flowerpotting himself last night?
Person #2: Yeah, he told me it was quite painful.

by Nick C. May 11, 2006

poach the banana flower

To have intercourse with a local woman of an exotic region who currently is in a relationship.

Let's go down to the Bahamas and poach the banana flower.

by B-Bhask July 31, 2007

Delicate Flower

A flower from the 2017 game Hollow Knight.
Will be destroyed if you get hit.
Will kill itself in a fit of rage if you cheat using the stagways or dreamgate.
Obtained by the sad lesbian Grey Mourner and needs to be brought to the grave of her dead mantis gf in Queen's Gardens.

The delicate flower quest is a pain in the ass.
Get some essence cause you are gonna need to dreamgate your void ass back to the Grey Mourner alot.

by peanutbuttereggwaffle June 28, 2019

flowers in the attic theme

Composed by Christopher Young, this meloncholy but strangly beautiful melody portrays the lost innocence and suffering of the children while being locked in their grandmother's attic while their mother feeds them lies.

Nothing comes to mind..

by minari-naga June 13, 2004

Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))

Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?

by Matt Huff October 11, 2010

Flowerwhore

Someone who's smell is always better than flowers. Or someone who reminds you of flowers, or love flowers.

Laura, you smell pretty, what a flowerwhore.

by Jerkface October 16, 2006

Flower Pot Head

A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.

Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!

by miss_princess February 23, 2009