Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014

flooper

The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.

"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."

by Karl Nero May 29, 2005

Floop

VERB
A rather difficult move, involving doing a flip and pooping at the same time.

I was using the bathroom when a mouse ran out, I almost flooped

by imyu8it May 11, 2011

Flooding

The action of licking any overflowed semen off the surface after anal intercourse.

This girl was so freaky last night she made me start flooding her.

by NicholsonIan May 11, 2014

flip floops

This is a retarded way to say flip flops.

Saying flip floops instead of flip flops just makes it more fun and enjoyable.

This may also relate to Stewie Griffen's way of saying cool whip.

Pernounced cool hwip.

"Wow! I really like my new flip floops!"

"You really like your new what?"

"My new flip floops. I just got them yesterday."

"Why are you saying flip flops weird?"

"Hwy am I saying hwat hweird?"

by pooypy bunghole August 11, 2008

floop

The sound made when a poopie hits the toilet bowl water.

Dude did you hear that floop

by Tara Wong April 5, 2005

flooper

Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.

Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?

by Don Farrar July 25, 2006