pussy lightning

Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.

If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.

by pizzaschit December 24, 2018

sword fighting

Two men playing with their penis together for sexual pleasure

Rubbing and slapping both penins in a sword fighting fashion

by DOM1985 February 7, 2020

Bisexual Lightning

The mysterious force that makes bisexual people so powerful and sexy.

Person 1: Wow, raccoons are so cool.
Person 2: Yeah, they’re powered by bisexual lightning.

by m0nkey_man February 15, 2022

Seasonal Fighting Game Syndrome

When a fighting game releases and is super popular, having videos and discussions made about it constantly, but dies 3 months later.

DNF Duel has Seasonal Fighting Game Syndrome, because hardly anyone plays it anymore.

by Bisque Guy October 11, 2022

drunk-fu fighting

pretending to be a kung fu fighter while drunk

1) 'hoy yaaa'.' hey quit drunk-fu fighting'

2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.

by wu chang August 16, 2010

gluten free lightning

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Tampa Bay Lightning

The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3

Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?

Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!

by That one Lightning fan October 10, 2022