Cat with a cream flavored arsehole

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010

Flavorgasm

When you have been craving a certain food for so long that when you finally eat it you need new pants.

All through that car ride I just wanted some Doritos so when I got home and ate some I had a flavorgasm.

by The Perfect Penguin July 6, 2009

No Flavor

No taste, no swag, no style. Being white. No flavor.

Nikey: Hey man you should add some sriracha sauce to that fried rice, tastes so good!
Luke: No.
Collerns: Yo it really is delicious, you should try something new once in a while man.
Luke: No thanks.
Toeknee: such a No Flavor person

by Landing Dutchman April 5, 2015

flavor saver

When a man with a goatee or beard eats a woman's pussy and does not wipe his face clean when he's done. He keeps it wet and dirty for future enjoyment.

After I ate her pussy, I wanted a flavor saver.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

girl flavored ring pop

When you buy a ring pop and stick it up a girl's vagina sucked on or dry and you take it out out lick it.

Tom ate a girl flavored ring pop last night ad now he's addicted.

by SEX KNOWLEDGABLE January 16, 2009

Flaberge

It can mean anything you just have to do it in the right context.

e.g My arm is very flaberge (this indicates that your arm is very flabby)

by smexy_x December 21, 2008

Flabertwated

Adj. (flab-er-twait-ed),It is the occasional culmination of flabbergasted and twitterpated. An emotion that is usually brought about by the super juicy news about someone that is of interest to you.

Jane: Did you hear that Ryan is going to be at the party tonight?
Sue: Oh my gosh, YES, I'm so flabertwated!

by radinahandbasket July 18, 2009