land of the fee

Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.

The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.

Trump: We live in the Land of the Free!

Sigma: Actually, it's Land of the Fee.

by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024

Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.

You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee

by ChasG June 25, 2024

Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time

I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time

by gcskyway August 2, 2025

Fee fees

A person’s emotional feelings, especially in relation to being upset.

I know the comment was meant as a joke but it hurt my fee fees.

by kstella February 3, 2025

holding fee

Holding a joint to long during the passing of a joint the passer can say “holding fee” and hit the joint before the passé accepts the joint.

Ayyy Bob! I am hitting you with a holding fee! *passer hits joint as Bob reaches for joint*

by Mr_420…yee yee December 2, 2023

School Fees

Learning something the hard way, in that you had to pay to learn it.

Dude gives warning: "Be careful of that bird man, she seems like the type that just wants to take half your shit. "

Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"

by Lithium1817 July 24, 2025

Fees

Something that I and or someone has to pay before receiving services usually just for university and or school and or an excursion.

There is no mention of post graduate post employment fees payments in any of the educational programs in all 15 plus years of learning and thus has not been prepared and or planned for and now when I am supposed to have a fees tab and or fees allowance there is no one willing and or wanting to pay fees available anywhere that I know of and it then becomes a guessing game of who to ask for fees payments allowances, of which the general consensus response is the wrong answer and the fees don't get paid and then the services whatever they are do not get rendered. Its a more modern problem.

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023