masturbate

the act of sticking your finger in your p**sy and moving it around to sexualy please yourself.

sam" Whatd ya do last night?"
Pam" i had to masturbate yself just cause it feels to good"

by masturbategrl August 14, 2008

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

masturbate

its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4

wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate

by siemens47 March 1, 2007

masturbate

The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.

"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"

by mass-turd-bait March 7, 2003

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

go masturbate

... is an alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves.

my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: Go masturbate!

by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011