Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants
Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest
by BlackSteel December 01, 2010
making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.
"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized
repaired unfucked cannabalized
by gasoline 2 November 29, 2013
Your such a jackson farmer bob
by Tevgxfkf October 04, 2017
The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.
Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.
by Mrs.Chicken2 December 03, 2016
Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?
Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.
Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.
Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.
Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.
by Terabyte324 July 03, 2009
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018
by Chris Rosenbaum February 05, 2004