Mud Farmer 

1. The lowest of the peasants. A mud farmer is good for nothing.

2. In William Faulkner's book, The Reivers, a mud farmer is somebody who pours water over roads so that cars would get stuck. They then charge to tow the cars. This is an allusion to politics and how politicians will scheme in ways to create revenue from extortion.

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Greyfox: STFU you dumb mud farmer.

The IRS is a mudfarming organization. If you don't pay their extortion money you will be stuck in jail.

Mud Farmer by JC_STANTON March 12, 2010

you fight like a dairy farmer 

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

you fight like a dairy farmer by Memma June 23, 2004

mellon-farmer 

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

mellon-farmer by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

Honey ham farmer by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

migraine farmer 

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.

Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?

migraine farmer by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

Master Farmer 

An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.

Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!

Master Farmer by Enigmatical June 23, 2010

city farmer 

A city farmer can be defined as someone who attempts to portray themselves as a farmer, even though they are from the city and have no affiliation with farming. Common behavioural patterns that are often exhibited by city farmers are as follows: Wearing John Deere or Bass Pro Shop merchandise (usually a hat), Boasting about your truck, wearing plad, packing lips (chewing tobacco) e.t.c... This term was coined in Strathroy, Ontario.

Guy 1: Hey man, checkout steve's John Deere hat, he must be a true farmer!
Guy 2: Nah, he's just another city farmer.

city farmer by strathroy February 6, 2014