captain falcon of f-zero's special move. it is a flaming punch that calls forth the power of the falcon to blast your enemy into oblivion. simple to perform. also works as a cheap abortion.steps are as follows:
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
or
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that is the true Falcon Punch
or
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that is the true Falcon Punch
by the great el-fabuloso October 21, 2008

Person 1:Dude, I'm gonna try to Falcon punch that truck!
Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!
Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!
(Person 1 explodes)
Person 2:I told him not to do it.
Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!
Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!
(Person 1 explodes)
Person 2:I told him not to do it.
by ASS SALT September 8, 2009

The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.
by Adolf Jesus hitler November 1, 2010

Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.
He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.
The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.
The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
by Avenger of Seven Folds May 24, 2011

by Lord Falconhorn October 7, 2008

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.
Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.
by the bird of prey December 31, 2013
