failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

fakeaphobia

The act of someone being scared of fake people

"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'

by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

fake stan

a local who disguises themselves as someone from stan twitter, using slang like sis, tea, etc. but totally wrong. they show their true local identity very easily due to their incorrect use of slang. usually a try hard. play on fake fan

Oh my gosh did you see Sarah try and use reaction pics?

Yup, lmao. What a fake stan

by wolfiebean October 9, 2018

Fake Fat Muscle

The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.

There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.

These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.

I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.

by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019

fake depression

used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.

That boy just told everyone he's gonna commit die!.
Relax, he's known for fake depression

by the apls_ October 10, 2019

fake acid

What Rick and Morty used as a method to fake their death to get out of situations in Season 4 Episode 8

I need fake acid to escape the Government
Me and Michal created a fake container of acid to avoid tax fraud

by JayRain May 17, 2020