facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011

facesource

Verb: To use Facebook and Facebook friends as your primary source of news, information, and events.

I'm giving up on Google and Wikipedia and am going to facesource everything I need to know

by Fuzzy logic December 9, 2014

Golden Feces Effect

A term given to a situation where a male is attracted to a female simply because she is currently the best choice in the room or area. It is key to note that the only reason for the attraction is due to the comparison of the female to the other female population.

-Bro, why is Jon hitting on Marisa? She's not very hot.

-It's just the Golden Feces Effect. All the other girls in the room are hideous.

by god's chosen one June 13, 2010

Japanese FaceShield

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.

Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

by JillsDog May 1, 2011

ur species feces

The mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors

Bob: Your ancestors incestors
Kyle: Ur species feces

*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *Bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*

by MajesticalTV May 17, 2018

feces

modeling clay, recycled chocolate, the ultimate toy, face paint, etc.

Sara evacuated some feces from her anus and we made a castle out of it

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003

Faceslam

When you reject a friend request on Facebookor any other social network cite.

1. I hate that bitch...FACESLAM!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008