Full Body Bidet

Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.

Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.

While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.

Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!

After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.

by MeEnergia March 2, 2010

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full cleveland

Any male outfit that includes both a white patent leather (or plastic) belt, and matching white shoes.

The Full Cleveland is found many places, not just Cleveland. It is particularly common at American Legion dances.

by CongressmanBillybob January 7, 2005

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full brass band

When a man simultaneously receives a blow job and a rim job.

Sara was giving me a rusty trombone when Tegan started to suck me off turning it into a full brass band.

by Charlie Foxtrott December 21, 2008

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full tracks

Full length songs that can be directly downloaded to a users mobile cell phone. A projected 10 billion dollar
industry by 2010

"Susan downloaded some funky new full tracks on her cell today."

by James Dyson September 12, 2005

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fullalove

A female who has been "pleasured" so many times that she is now - quite literally - full of "love" (mainly due to taking apart in one angry dragon too many)

"Hey - she looks like a fun girl"

"Fun ? She's the office fullalove, that one"

by Bobby Chariot October 22, 2008

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[full beer flip cup]

A version of flip cup played by a room full of bros and preferably without shirts. Cups must be filled to the brim. This may or may not induce intense vomiting.

After a game of full beer flip cup, half the room chanted "FULL BEER FLIP CUP" while the other shirtless bros puked in the corner.

by 1014 Bros October 29, 2008

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