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focalbating

when using a camera with an adjustable lense, the action of adjusting the lense in and out repeatedly, causing a similar motion to that of pleasuring one's self...
carlton was trying to focus his shot and was having trouble, he got a little carried away and enjoyed zooming in and out a little too much... will proclaimed- 'stop focalbating carlton banks!'
by the_waDs[worth] January 10, 2008
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fecalation

the state obtained during or following an extremely satisfying bowel movement.

the orgasmic feeling of releasing pent up feces. due to either the need to clench for extended time or constipation.
you just drove across the state and spent twenty minutes in the can, why are you smiling?

after 5 hours on the interstate and a thermos of coffee, i'm in fecalation!
by crbdth March 30, 2009
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fecalplaning

I was supposed to be thrown under the bus in Friday's meeting, but some deft fecalplaning shifted the blame elsewhere.
by Dick Perses February 7, 2009
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fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.
Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.
by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.
Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop
by JewishButches December 28, 2009
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Fecalliala

Shit talk. From "fecal" (waste from bowlels) and "-liala" (Greek for meaningless babble).
Floyd Mayweather Jr's fecalliala is getting old.
by SovereignMH September 9, 2010
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Fecal Extravaganza

A party or festival of epic proportions that usually ends in disbelief or embarrassment during the following day or days to come. See 'Shit Show'.
This party is going to be one hell of a Fecal Extravaganza!
by ///illertime September 2, 2011
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