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flapskating 

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.
-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).
flapskating by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009
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flop blocked 

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.
dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.
flop blocked by hjscott November 15, 2010

flop pocket 

A flop pocket is another term for vagina.
"I beat up her flop pocket so bad last night In bed."

"Man, she can hold a lot in that flop pocket!"
flop pocket by ronniemiller66 March 27, 2015

Flobster 

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

Noose Flop 

When one proceeds to tie a noose around their neck, and get onto an object high enough to do a flip/backflip and hang them self
Little Johnny: Dad! Mom just pulled a noose flop in the kitchen
Noose Flop by yung._meme May 28, 2018

Hobo Flop 

Building off of the definitions for candy flip, hippie flip, and Jedi flip, a hobo flop is the act of combining five (or more) drugs in a single session or day.
“Why hasn’t Russ spoken in three hours?”
“Oh, he hobo flopped today
Hobo Flop by addison_ March 5, 2019