A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.
-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.
-Dude, that makes sense.
-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).
-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).
Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.
Building off of the definitions for candy flip, hippie flip, and Jedi flip, a hobo flop is the act of combining five (or more) drugs in a single session or day.
“Why hasn’t Russ spoken in three hours?”
“Oh, he hobo flopped today”