farked

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

by www.holyhell.net April 5, 2005

fasted

Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.

Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.

by Clemmentine September 14, 2007

fartex

a fart that happens while youre having sex

He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex

by Suzallory November 1, 2003

farred up

The trailer park trash version of one getting upset or angry.

Damn! Bobby-Jo I'm about to get farred up if that BBQ ain't ready in 10 minutes.

by cara October 19, 2003

farteed

A gentle fart intended to charm. Some include extended pinkies.

Oh dear...I just farteed. Please pass the Grey Poupon.

by pffft-tweep March 30, 2011

Fartled

When you fart in your sleep, jolt as a result and then roll over.

One time kraz farted in his sleep then jolted and rolled over. The tacos really got to him and he fartled himself.

by Moseefus July 1, 2018

Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes

He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018