evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.

The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

Evil Windu

One bad arse Marine.

by John Doe July 27, 2003

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

Evil dildo day

Thursday the 23rd.

In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans

"Happy evil dildo day!"

by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009

evil hoe

someone that needs to chop their dick off before their hoeish habits cause them to get aids

you are such an evil hoe

by bwebe August 15, 2016

Evil Thing

A word used by girls to describe their best friend that they fuck it up with.

omg, me and bella went to a party last night and turnt tf up. she's my evil thing

by FredTheFriendlyFarmer September 26, 2019

evil bryan

Evil Bryan is the dark side of a person named Bryan Films. He is very mean to certain people but he hs a soft side. Everyone has something good in them. Evil Bryan's is just really hard to find. Just like his heart. Some people say that he doesn't have one bu the truth is, it's just very small. If anyone touches any of his friends they are dead. Nobody has ever seen Evil Bryan smile. Actually only one person has, and that's Kid Bryan. The childish version of Bryan Films. There are many more versions out there but we won't get into detail. Kid Bryan is the only one that trusts Evil Bryan. Therefore Evil Bryan protected Kid Bryan from things such as bullies or getting harmed. Evil Bryan as a strong connection with Kid Bryan. Evil Bryan can be very evil, but very kind as well.

Kid Bryan: walks into room with a bunch of bruises

Evil Bryan: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

Kid Bryan: A bunch of kids beat me up at the park

Evil Bryan: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE AT SO I CAN KILL THEM!!

by Evil Bryan February 5, 2020