Everton Prime

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

by anonymous October 31, 2018

Evette

An Evette is a person who is hard to figure out. She’ll smile bright and laugh all the time but it’s hard to tell how she’s really feeling. She laughs at everything even her own mistakes. She is crazy in public and even crazier with her friends. She’s chased by guys because of her banging body. Her style is better than anyone’s you’ll ever see. She usually has curly hair and dark mysterious eyes. She most likely has glasses and an hourglass body. An Evette is easy to upset and will always keep the first impression in mind. An Evette will act dumb for the comedic factor but she is quite intelligent if she tries. She may forgive but she’ll never forget.

Boy: did you see that girl? She’s low key really hot.

Boy #2: must be an Evette. careful man, she’s confusing.

Evette: *smiles and runs away with friends*

by Hammysam December 29, 2019

Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

by Telephony February 19, 2015

Evening Hamburger

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.

The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.

by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019

Wat is this i dont even

A word used directly after/as a result of seeing something strange, random or non-sensical.

Common mistakes include:
- Spelling "wat" in the conventional, grammatically correct fashion. "What". This is incorrect.
- Including a question mark.

Bob: When i went to the air-conditioning store i found a rabbit and put it in my sock for yesterday.

Steve: wat is this i dont even

by ScottDouglas May 23, 2011

Erentard

A man that always misses, he’s basically a walking L at this point

Person:Did you hear what that erentard said
Other person: Yea he said that “eren solos the big 3”, what a dumbass

by Erentard always misses lol February 19, 2021