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email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"
wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one
by jfd100 December 21, 2013
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email sieged

Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.
Person A: Holy Crap!

Person B: What?

Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!

Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.
by Victor D. September 24, 2011
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Email Sonar

Using transmitted email to determine if someone is out of town, mostly used in business.
"It looks like Bob is out of town. I used email sonar to see if he had an out of office notification configured. He will be back next week."
by ZoinksS2k January 1, 2012
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email conduit

An individual who mindlessly forwards emails to colleagues, business contacts and friends in an attempt to make him/herself look smart.
Bob: "I keep getting tons of research emails from Fred but he never makes any comments nor does he ever seem to be reading them himself."

Dave: "Yeah, me too. He's such an email conduit."
by Tsmack89 July 30, 2009
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Email

Email is a thing that was made for the convenience of mankind. No more did they need to wright letters, rather, just type; Sup. Now that's something to wright home about!
Mom: You should send a letter to your friend.

Teenager: No... I should send a email. We're in 2021, not 1981.

Email your friend, not send a letter to your friend.
by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021
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email bitch

Same as Text Bitch but slower form of delivery. Usually done to fuck with the woman you aren’t phoning but you like to tease.
It only takes a minute to send an email to my email bitch and if I get a response I know she still out there.
by Fashunpl8 December 23, 2022
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Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.
Man I really did a Freaking Emails
by Jame bonde November 17, 2020
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