hinsonian existentialism

the philosophical discipline that includes recognition of the seeming absurdity of life, and the deliberate augmentation of it in order to implement an ultimate meaning, in the form of humor

His merrymaking after having watched his friend being run over can only be explained as a manifestation of Hinsonian Existentialism.

by stdmuffin November 5, 2009

Inflatable Exit

This is the opposite of a golden parachute. When someone has had enough of a job, freaks out and quits in a dramatic manner, a la Steven Slater, JetBlue flight attendant.

His employers were nuts; he didn't wait for the Golden Parachute and took the Inflatable Exit instead!

by fallegirl August 11, 2010

Cinderella Exit

More commonly known as a French Exit but this is in fact the correct term for when someone sneaks out of a party without saying bye.

"Don't tell anyone but I am going to make a Cinderella Exit later"

by ashleighisadick November 8, 2013

german exit

Leaving a group and making sure everybody knows. Opposite of Irish exit.

Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.

by German exit February 8, 2017

apache exit

To dive off the highway without a road, typically through a field. Most often used when one misses their exit or used as a shortcut to reach the destination quicker.

“Oh shit, I just missed my exit.”
“Just take the apache exit to 41st street, it’ll be quicker than if you got off at the last exit anyways.”

by Grape Soda Lover November 21, 2018

Hollow existence

An hollow existence is a life without, any purpose or goal, a meaningless existence.

My entire life is an hollow existence, because I have no goals or purpose.

by Akuto-kank March 7, 2019

Polish Exit

Similar to an Irish Exit. To leave a bar or party without people noticing but wit the exception of letting a select few know via a whisper in the ear or sneaky text message. This is mostly done out of courtesy so members of the party do not think you died or got lost.

Did Jess just Irish exit on us, what a bitch?
Oh no, she just made a Polish exit, I just got a text letting me know she left.

by G-MoneyBagz May 25, 2020