crazy eskimo

when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

Eskay

A girl who is very smart, sexy and has a nice voice.

Khalia is so Eskay

by Dahtgurlfromdwndahroad December 18, 2008

eskimo frenchbread surprise

While nailing her doggy style, jam a frozen breadstick in her butt.

Do it with style

by SpitBlood April 27, 2003

Eskimo brother

The definition for when 2 guys have had intercourse the same girl.

Derived from a show called "The League". This was introduced by actor/comedian Jon Lajoie

"Dude, I had sex with Cindy last night!"
"Oh yeah... that's cool. I fucked her 2 weeks ago. That means we're Eskimo Brothers"
"What? We've been going out for months..."
OR
"Hey bartender, let me get a free drink. We're eskimo brothers!"

by CeMsTa_1019 April 9, 2010

Alaskan Eskimo Hug

When a person shits in someones asshole then that person shits it back into their asshole.

Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by tonebay August 16, 2011

French Eskimo Kiss

The act of completely engulfing your partners nose with your mouth, then licking her nasal cavity.

I gave my girl a French Eskimo kiss, i didn't get sex for a week after that, but it was worth it.

by Radical Ed2 August 5, 2011

sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

by skiendog July 7, 2006