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Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster
When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
by E.B. December 3, 2004
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Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.
Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!
by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011
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Dirty Dustin

1)When a hot chick gets on her knees and is surrounded by cocks all slapping her in the face, while a spectator jerks off and cums on her face.

2)When a hot chick strokes two dicks next to her face while another guy watches and jerks off, then cums on her face.

3)When a chick gets her mouth fucked by another girl with a strap-on, while a dude watches and jerks off on the chick's face.

4) Anytime a guy watches and jerks off, while a girl gives a blow job (with lots of cock slobber) to one or more guys and/or chicks with strap-ons. The spectator usually cums on the chick's face.

5) The male spectator figure in any of the above situations.
1)She got a dirty dustin all over her face.

2)Dirty dustin is like porno fantasy camp.

3)You probably think I'm a dirty dustin, don't you?
by Dirty Dustin October 25, 2006
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Dusty Locane

An up and coming drill rapper from Brooklyn. Commonly mistaken for popsmoke due to his deep voice and often regaded as the bootleg wannabe popsmoke.
Jacob: yo play that new popsmoke

Friend: *plays dusty locane*
Jacob: who tf is that! That's not popsmoke are u dumb?
by Megaturkyman January 30, 2021
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crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart
"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"
by joe mcduffie December 15, 2006
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dustin diamond

Former child actor turned gay icon, also plays the bass in an equaly homoerotic band. Big fan of tossing salad, felching, glass bottom boat and Russian trombone.
That Dustin Diamond, I sure would love to suck his chode and lick out my cum from his asshole.
by AC Slater June 29, 2004
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Dusty Pinky

When a woman fondles the ass hairs of a man, but not giving him the full pleasure of anal penetration, thus leaving "Dingleberry Dust" on the finger used, usually the pinky.
Man, last night Mary gave me a Dusty Pinky, I think next time she'll maybe even put it in!
by Territo July 27, 2008
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