derfing

When a guy and girl are sexually intimate, the practice of the guy to alternate between bottom and top holes (anus and vagina). No particular pattern of action is required, and the switch-off can be completely random (ie: top, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, bottom, bottom, top, fist).

Create special patterns to signify festive or celebratory events and occassions; re-live these occassions through fantastic, nostalgic sexual practices!

Donnie: Tim was derfing Julie and covered her vagina with shit.
Darcy: Goddam! O_O

by Pwnforce United December 27, 2005

Dorf

A label applied to people who act quite similarly. They do things such as using the words "bro" and "fuck" profusely, and it is not uncommon for them to use each word 3 to 4 times in a sentence. Dorfs are considered to be very reckless and DGAF (don't give a fuck) about anything. They have no sense of manners or shame, as they burp, sneeze, fart, and cough as loud as possible. Dorfs commonly drive, or at least fantasize about over-sized pick-up trucks, to compensate for their relatively small genitals. Although Dorfs do not have a specific wardrobe or clothing style, they have distinctive grooming habits. Facial hair is either trimmed to sideburns or a goatee, or a strange corroboration of both. Personal hygiene is highly neglected amongst Dorfs, so extensive amounts of deodorants and body sprays are applied on a daily basis. Dorfs also have a distinctive "vomit" breath, which is a result of not brushing teeth, excessive drinking, and burping.

Micheal smells so bad, and he thinks he's really cool, but he's just an average Dorf.

I saw this Dorf the other day, and he almost hit me with his giant truck.

by Robert Radonski March 8, 2009

Derf

A word used as a censor for the word "Fuck". Can be used in any tense that "Fuck" can.

What the derf is that?
May I please derf that bitch?
You are derfing insane, homie.

by Money Blimp February 18, 2010

dorf

Derogatory term for Midget.

"You stupid little Dorf"

by Drew April 28, 2004

doorfinder

An undesirable person who always gets shown the exit

I'm not inviting that fucking doorfinder.

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

Dorf

Dumb.Outragous.Retarded.Fuck

Dude, He is a Dorf....
"Why Do You Always Act like A Dorf?"

by ThuGgRickyyP March 17, 2017

Derf

The number between 5 and 6. 1,2,3,4,5,derf,6,7,8,9,10. Most people forget this because Donald Trump just added it to the number system in September 2019. Only the Pre-K classes of 2020 will know of derf.

"OK class let's count those cookies! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, derf, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" the teacher told the kindergarten class.

by TheBojaMaster23 November 20, 2019