by Dirty Matty May 8, 2019
Get the Distance banana mug.The left or right titty of a woman which she flashes you in an effort to distract you from her wrongdoing.
The left or right titty of a woman which when seen, distracts your train of thought.
The left or right titty of a woman which when seen, distracts your train of thought.
Dude, my girl knew she was wrong and then all of a sudden she hit me with that distractitty! I was like, what were we talking about again?
When you’re in a conversation with a hot girl and then all of a sudden you look down at her titty and lose all train of thought.
When you’re in a conversation with a hot girl and then all of a sudden you look down at her titty and lose all train of thought.
by DirtySancho69 February 19, 2020
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A group of runners far superior than everyone else. Their endurance is level 1000. While their strength is level 50. They are revered for their impeccable looks and personality.
Dad: Son what do you want to be when you are older.
Son: I want to be a part of the Distance Gang
Dad: (cries) Son I have never heard a child say anything so wise, you are my father now.
Son: I want to be a part of the Distance Gang
Dad: (cries) Son I have never heard a child say anything so wise, you are my father now.
by Smoked Pineapple May 26, 2020
Get the Distance Gang mug.Simping for a Linux distribution. Most people in Discord-Linux are distrosimps for Ubuntu. Distrosimping is something very bad, and in general, distrosimps have one distro they will simp for and one distro they will trash.
Those people in Discord Linux are really distrosimping! They always trash Arch and say Ubuntu is the best!
by helloboisitsme October 6, 2020
Get the distrosimping mug.Operation Distraction: The act of harmless promiscuous plays created by & played by the sexy lady team members of a coed sport.
Team TLD was ready to score big so they kicked operation distraction into high gear. The sexy TLD ladies in the field showed off ultra high kicks and super sexy bend over and touch your toes stretches while the others whispered sweet nothings to the rival team members.
by True Life Detroit October 8, 2010
Get the operation distraction mug.The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.
Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
by Shunsui May 20, 2011
Get the Boob Distortion mug.Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.
I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"
by DSCone June 12, 2013
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