disasterbate

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.

by Vivenz November 26, 2003

Detroit Disaster

When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face.

Me:I gave her the Detroit Disaster last night.
Tony:eww dude! thats nasty.

by Buk Lau March 14, 2009

Dixie Disaster

Property of Daniel Knight.

Daniel Knight pwnz Dixie Disaster.

by Danielknight January 29, 2009

sneak disser

1. Someone who talks shit behind someone else's back.
2. A person so stealthy and cunning that all others admire and wish to be them.

That girl Georgia is such a sneak disser. Man I wish I was her friend.

by HarBeartheSeventh January 1, 2013

master of disaster

Fell off the side the most in SSBM

Can also refer to somebody who totally sucks at everything.

Link was the master of disaster this game.

Steven is a master of disaster

by G37_7h3_d00r May 5, 2004

Pastor disaster

Barack Obama's long-term relationship with his spiritual advisor, the Reverend Wright

Will the Pastor disaster derail Obama's candidacy?

by Missouri Show Me April 3, 2008

Disaster

Jaylen Ariana Sitzlar❤️

Jaylen is a complete disaster

by Drew Goforth August 19, 2018