An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
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Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
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Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.
Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.
Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!
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Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."
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Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
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The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.
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